Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap
Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.
he looks great, what’s his secret
Dermatologists HATE him
(Source: fedswatching)
“Craig? Craig! Are you listening?”
throwback to when there was just this really smug picture of pearl on the fridge for no goddamn reason
G̶͖͍̩i̴͉̹͠͞V̸͎͍̥̳é̴̙̩̗̹̣ ͏͏̛̭̼m̦̙E̼̱̱̰͢͜͢ ̡͕͖̗͚̼̟̼͈́ą̛̖̼̲̮ ̡҉̪͍̞̪͉̪́H̘ṳ̢̹̗̩͟G̟ ͡҉̞͓͖̟̦̯̩̙M͈̬̳͍̮̣͓̮̳͢À̢̺͘n̨͙̦͓̰̲͉͍̱͢͝
I can feel this image with my hands